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by Pardeep Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:21 am
A man, visiting the Zoo one day, walked up to the gorilla cage. As he stood there, a gust of wind blew a piece of dust into his eye. As he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.



When he guy came to, the zookeeper was anxiously bending over him. As soon as he was able to talk, he explained what had happened. The zookeeper nodded and explained that in gorilla language, pulling down your eyelid means "F**k you".



This didn't make the man feel any better and he vowed revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. He put the sausage in his pants, then hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage.



He tossed one of the party hats, one of the party horns, and one of the knives into the cage. Knowing that the big apes were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, and looked at the hat, and put it on. Next he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it neatly in two.



The gorilla looked at the knife in his cage, looked at his own crotch, and pulled down his eyelid."



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