Animals are so cute even when they can't speak. Just imagine what would happen if they start speaking their thoughts. Check ut for yourself.
by Rehana Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:56 am
Advertisement
A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around for a while and she stumbles on to this big A*s parrot in this huge cage.

She checks it out for a minute and notices that the parrot has two strings hanging down. On the right foot is a red string and on the left foot is a yellow string. She calls the pet shop manager over and asks him what the strings mean.

He say's, "Well madam, if you pull the red string he will sing a hymn and if you pull the yellow string he will say a prayer."

So the woman thinks out loud, "What would happen if I pulled both strings at the same time?"

The parrots eyes got real big and he looked at her and screamed out, "I'd fall on my A*s you silly bitch!"

Advertisement


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

About us

Filmy18™ have a vast array of hilarious jokes, celebrity gossips, amazing and interesting videos, fanciful e-cards, a multitude of wallpapers of celebrities, lively cartoons, captivating humorous visuals, Interactive zone, Photo Galleries, recipes and a host of other spicy features for almost all age groups.

Filmy18

Boring you with fun